Because when you're a month old, there's really not much else to do.
At his two-week appointment, Max weighed in at 8 lbs. 10 oz. Now, at 4 weeks, we're not quite sure how much he weighs, but he's probably well into 9 lbs. He's a chronic hiccuper, and his hobbies include staring at the pattern the honeycomb blinds make on the window, and sticking his tongue out for no apparent reason. He also has a clear preference for techno music and old Van Halen ballads.